Monday, May 16, 2011

"Adorable" Monologue

Would it be ok if I told you I liked you?
Or would you be just like all those other guys
All those other times
I said those words.

Not that I've said those words a lot.

Oh Jeez.

Now you think I'm a loser.

Well, so what if I am?
I'm a loser who likes you.

No, wait, that came out wrong.

What I mean to say is
Hey, I like you.

And I think your crooked smile is perfect.
And I like it when you get embarrassed and turn all red.
I think it's adorable.
I mean manly.
Stupid! You're never supposed to call a man adorable!

What?
Oh no! Not you!
I was talking to myself.
I mean, yeah. I was talking to myself.
I talk to myself sometimes.

So, I'm gonna go, because you think I'm crazy and
I'm so sorry to have wasted your time;
I know you're a really busy person.

And I'm just a crazy loser who thinks that adorable is the perfect way to describe you
Even though I know that isn't right.
But you see, I never get things right.

I'm never going to hear from you again, now, am I?

What?
You think I'm adorable too?
Gee, thanks!

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